The Strangest Story So Far this Summer
by the Ochlocknee Library Writers
"You can not always trust George Washington."
At least not the George Washingtons that you meet on the planet Jupiter. This George Washington was a crook!
Old George put on a mask, broke into a house belonging to Bob, a tall hairy dude who was as fat as a whale, and stole Bob's magical spaghetti, which happened to look like a hat with a peace sign on it! Weird, huh?
It gets weirder! George took the spaghetti to feed it to a mummy, and just as the mummy ate the last bite, a Ninja Girl with black hair burst into George's hideout and with the help of Abraham Lincoln (who happened to be a cop on Jupiter) arrested George and the mummy and sent them to Jupiter Jail for a long, long time.
Even though justice was served, Bob was so upset he exploded and no one ever saw or heard from him again.
The End.
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